@audio-sexual submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):

I would like to submit for a bingo card: TERA’s latest class, The Brawler.

They must be a lover, not a fighter because they basically are wearing a hand-written in gold glitter gel pen invitation to murder them on the battlefield.

This pic was shared by my friend who noticed that the “armor” was getting increasingly more ridiculous until this stunner right here. I don’t know what that top/almost a corset thing is supposed to be or HOW IT WORKS…there are high heels, of course…& that crowning jewel, the diamond in front, rises & falls because the designers don’t know how breasts actually work.

As you can see, their character is just as enthralled with the look as we are.

Just when we thought underboob and boob windows couldn’t possibly get any worse… Though seeing how this is TERA, we’re hardly surprised, really.

Can’t get a good shot of this particular costume’s shoes, which would confirm the high heels and earn it a double bingo, but comparing it to other Brawler outfits (and, again, remebering it’s TERA), I’m 99,9% sure that’s the case. So, bingo?

For the record, here’s how other Brawler “armors” look:

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~Ozzie

@whereismywizardhat submitted:

There are no words

Apparently this is coming to North America in Summer (the northern hemisphere’s summer).  Will this be the next game with a controversial localisation? 

I have to say, for a turn based game they seem to have spent a disproportionate amount of work on inventing fighting moves that flaunt leggy outfits and teasing upskirt shots.

Given that the game’s title is about how it’s a world ruled by dragons, and your goal being to get rid of dragons – the warriors who are going to jump around like that would get something other than short skirts… or whatever it is the rune-kinght has.

– wincenworks

Etrian Odyssey

This is gonna come from a place of love, but still drives me crazy, but Etrian Odyssey has a real issue with being completely erratic on whether it wants to be practical or not.

On one hand you have characters like Guildmaster Marion

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or classes like the Protector

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And then there’s classes that just kinda… don’t

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Granted, we get some manservice too

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The part I find most amazing is that based off it’s promotional material, I would never have expected any manservice or whip wielding… well I’m not sure I want to know what she is, in the game. I mean look at the North America cover:

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I can only imagine this leads to many awkward conversations with parents walking in when the wrong thing is on the screen.

– wincenwokrs

Etrian Odyssey

This is gonna come from a place of love, but still drives me crazy, but Etrian Odyssey has a real issue with being completely erratic on whether it wants to be practical or not.

On one hand you have characters like Guildmaster Marion

image

or classes like the Protector

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And then there’s classes that just kinda… don’t

image
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Granted, we get some manservice too

image

The part I find most amazing is that based off it’s promotional material, I would never have expected any manservice or whip wielding… well I’m not sure I want to know what she is, in the game. I mean look at the North America cover:

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I can only imagine this leads to many awkward conversations with parents walking in when the wrong thing is on the screen.

– wincenwokrs