..my move is just awful, it’s chauvinist! Every time I fall over my vagina and vulva is exposed. I might as well be an NPC that doesn’t know where to wander!

Felicia Day, playing as Tyris Flare in the original Golden Axe game, (x)

Golden Axe, the iconic side-scrolling hack’em up is also a pretty iconic example of bikini armor:

And yes, Dolph LundgrenAx Battler (that is his actual name!) is wearing a bikini too but as well as being a male power fantasy (or someone I’d expect to see featured at videogamesmademegay) he always looks badass posed like Conan the Barbarian or a classical mythological figure.  He also quickly got an unsuccessful spinoff game and you had the option to play a dwarf who at least kept his shirt on.

Tyris on the other hand, despite having a much less ridiculous name, had to wait until 2008 when she would get to be the star.  But hey, that’s like eighteen/nineteen years of social and artistic progress right?  Let’s see how they portrayed her and promoted the game!

Yeah…

– wincenworks

I felt it may be time to bring this back, not because anything has happened with the Golden Axe franchise – but because there’s still apparently a wide spread believe that exposed skin is the be all and end all of sexualized armor design.

As you can see, they actually gave Tyris more clothes in her spinoff title, but less powerful presence simply by design decisions like making her muscles less defined, body language less intimidating and ensuring her extra clothes highlighting sexualized body parts.

As convenient as it would be – there is no one element of design that guarantees a design will work.  Designs consist of dozens of decisions and each can improve or worsen it by degrees.

– wincenworks

@whereismywizardhat submitted:

Television show creators mocking shitty comic book costumes before fixing them gives me life

There is truly no better way to let people know you’re aware of the other costume designs – and why you’re not using them.

– wincenworks

Ironic thing is that the top costume looks rather modest and comfortable compared to what many superheroines (including DC-based ones) get to wear in the comics. Thankfully no-one could get away with that in a life-action show!

~Ozzie

So… it seems that someone at Marvel thinks there’s two things that sell comics: Dinosaurs and warrior women in designer hide bikinis.

I’m inclined to agree that dinosaurs are awesome… but I don’t understand how any grown adult can that a singular well dressed heroine surrounded by those bikinis is a great idea.

– wincenworks

sassy-gay-justice:

Is Magic Meat Week still a thing?

Either way heres an empowered male in an empowering outfit based on this.

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Clearly, exposing his washboard abs helps the sorcerer channel powerful magic better through his body!

~Ozzie