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lightlaurein submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):

Doing it right and then doing it very, very wrong. This game… All done by different artists for the same game, but the majority of the characters/cards are definitely on the lesser side of having clothing.

I’m on mobile so I can’t fill out a bingo card, but I’m pretty sure I’d probably get a bingo, or 5 ways to bingo with one more space. I mean, you have the metal thong, magic metal bikini…

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In our experience, Legend of the Cryptids for every one decently armored woman usually delivers a ton of painfully generic ones in armor bikinis. Hell, they can’t even do a dude in sexy armor without ruining it with female boobs and butts all around him.

It’s pretty amazing they felt the need to actually make the word “seductive” a part of Leona’s name, to be sure you don’t confuse her with, say, a guardian angel. As we all know, bikini armor so totally informs us that a character is a skilled seductress and no-one else within the same franchise could possibly have the same dress code.

That game is a treasure trove of “creative” sexualized lady design.

~Ozzie

more Legend of the Cryptids on BABD

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lightlaurein submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):

Doing it right and then doing it very, very wrong. This game… All done by different artists for the same game, but the majority of the characters/cards are definitely on the lesser side of having clothing.

I’m on mobile so I can’t fill out a bingo card, but I’m pretty sure I’d probably get a bingo, or 5 ways to bingo with one more space. I mean, you have the metal thong, magic metal bikini…

image

In our experience, Legend of the Cryptids for every one decently armored woman usually delivers a ton of painfully generic ones in armor bikinis. Hell, they can’t even do a dude in sexy armor without ruining it with female boobs and butts all around him.

It’s pretty amazing they felt the need to actually make the word “seductive” a part of Leona’s name, to be sure you don’t confuse her with, say, a guardian angel. As we all know, bikini armor so totally informs us that a character is a skilled seductress and no-one else within the same franchise could possibly have the same dress code.

That game is a treasure trove of “creative” sexualized lady design.

~Ozzie

more Legend of the Cryptids on BABD

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yoonmiraechan:

One day I was playing MGS5 with my brother in the living room and my mother came home from work and looked just in time when Quiet shows.

And she become anger and ask to us “what the hell you’re playing?”
“An game, Mom”

And she laugh laud enough to scare my dog

“Why has an millitary dominatrix in your game?”

“Mom, really, her story it’s sad”

“ That does not justify she go to a shootout dressed in a bikini my dear”

If your action/stealth game features bikini-clad female soldier characters that your players are embarrassed to show to their moms, you’re probably doing something wrong.

We should all follow the lead of this wise mother who doesn’t see how “her story is really sad” is even supposed to explain Quiet’s ridiculous appearance.

~Ozzie

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yoonmiraechan:

One day I was playing MGS5 with my brother in the living room and my mother came home from work and looked just in time when Quiet shows.

And she become anger and ask to us “what the hell you’re playing?”
“An game, Mom”

And she laugh laud enough to scare my dog

“Why has an millitary dominatrix in your game?”

“Mom, really, her story it’s sad”

“ That does not justify she go to a shootout dressed in a bikini my dear”

If your action/stealth game features bikini-clad female soldier characters that your players are embarrassed to show to their moms, you’re probably doing something wrong.

We should all follow the lead of this wise mother who doesn’t see how “her story is really sad” is even supposed to explain Quiet’s ridiculous appearance.

~Ozzie

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Meg Foster’s costume weighed a reported 45 lbs., and the actress sustained bruises to her groin from the breastplate she wears throughout the film. Constructed of fiberglass, Foster has said the breastplate restricted her movements a great deal, which is why Evil-Lyn is never show sitting during the film. Foster as also said that the discomfort from the costume helped inform her performance, as the weight and design of the costume forced her to puff out her chest during every take, thus generating the character’s slinky posture.

But people assure us that designs like this are totally practical for real armor… 

– wincenworks

(h/t: @cubefrau – nsfw)