The hilarious front line in the tragic war against ridiculous female armor
Left is the original French cover, right is the English localization.
We’ve talked before about how the only people who really understand localization decisions are the people who make them, but this one does make me genuinely curious if someone told them “If you have a sexy lady on the cover, you need a dude with no shirt or else they’ll say its sexist”.
I know it wasn’t they realized the outfit was ridiculous, because six months later they released this cover.
– wincenworks
@whereismywizardhat submitted:
Thanks Trigger!
From Space Patrol Luluco, this is the lead’s mother Lalaco.
Very maternal
Magical hiding nipples and a thong that I can’t even image how it would stay in place… I’m really baffled as to how the people who signed off on this think clothes would work.
– wincenworks
Why is it always the woman wgo “wears the form fitting armor because she is more dexterous”
And the guy is in a huge hulkling piece of armor.
Give me woman in rediculous ornamental armor with with a hammer whos smashy bit is is bigger than her head.
And give me a lightly armored male rogue who is flexible always manages to dodge at the last moment….
Actually screw the guy. Make them both women. And they are a couple.
give me a polyamorous group of women in huge bulky armor. Polyarmorous.
Give me a whole knightly order of awesome paladins who are all girlfriends with each other and wear armor that, like real-life armor did, basically makes them into walking tanks.
– wincenworks
(edit: Slightly corrected image)
Why is it always the woman wgo “wears the form fitting armor because she is more dexterous”
And the guy is in a huge hulkling piece of armor.
Give me woman in rediculous ornamental armor with with a hammer whos smashy bit is is bigger than her head.
And give me a lightly armored male rogue who is flexible always manages to dodge at the last moment….
Actually screw the guy. Make them both women. And they are a couple.
give me a polyamorous group of women in huge bulky armor. Polyarmorous.
Give me a whole knightly order of awesome paladins who are all girlfriends with each other and wear armor that, like real-life armor did, basically makes them into walking tanks.
– wincenworks
(edit: Slightly corrected image)
