Some may remember a few years ago there was a game called X-Blades which got a lot of jokes made at it’s expense given that the protagonist’s thong was minuscule even by battle thong standards.  Half mark on sharp ornaments because while her outfit doesn’t have them her weapons do.

This was the “spiritual successor” to X-Blades – apparently what the developers took away from this was that they should switch from thongs to short shorts… and borrow a bunch of features and aesthetics from other games.

I can’t imagine why this title wasn’t one of the top sellers.

– wincenworks

So, Blizzard has announced to more playable characters coming up for Heroes of the Storm.  Chromie and Medivh, and in an attempt to perhaps distract from how terrible the outfit is, the trailer features “super creepy future (Chromie)”, who is skin option:

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Of course, the announcement also includes that there will be a new skin for Nova! One based off an Overwatch character! Can you guess which of it’s “improved” line up that Blizzard have chosen?

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But remember: Blizzard is trying.

Not trying very hard, in fact possibly trying harder to avoid improving too much than they are on improving… but they’re trying.

Allegedly.

– wincenworks