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June 20, 2015

Lucas submitted:

There is a new upcoming film called Justice League Gods and Monsters. It’s an alternate universe with a different JL that uses brutal methods to maintain the order.

Here are the 3 protagonists, Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman.

(That is not Diana! It’s Bekka from New Genesis.)

Look at that V cut that goes to her waist, i have no idea how that protects her (or even works at all) but at least she has a helmet, shoulder pads and a (rather unconfortable looking) neck protection right? The uniform is so weird you can barely recognize her as Wonder Woman.

These 3 are supposed to be the opposite of the original heroes. Superman is the son of the villain, Batman is a vampire that sucks his enemies and Wonder Woman is… sexually agressive.

Machinima will show a companion series, here is her episode (only 6 minutes):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOWLqnjFN64

She acts cocky all the time, waits until her boyfriend asks for help to go save him and after defeating the giant robot she rips his clothes off and has sex with him.

Might as well change her title to “Empowered Woman”.

Wow. It’s like the design process for this character incorporated hours of surfing TV Tropes and trying to find how to incorporate as many of the “sexy” tropes as possible.

I’m kind of impressed… it must take hours and hours of dedication and work to make something this painfully generic, soulless and ridiculous.

– wincenworks

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June 19, 2015

kavkakat:

#empowerment

So I made this high fashion Batman for bikiniarmorbattledamage, and one of the comments I got on the piece, from warriortomaiden, was that he should make out with empowered!Superman. And well, I really could not resist.

So here they are, all empowered, complete with an utterly impossible and uncomfortable flying make-out pose and completely unreferenced anatomy. You’re welcome.

kavkakat, you are a treasure for gracing us with this!

~Ozzie

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A few people were concerned that we shouldn’t be harsh on Nova as she (or at least her boobplate) appeared in a recent Blizzard ad. However given that Heroes of the Storm got it’s own concept art and many people did write in to tell us how awesome Johanna’s (bottom right) design is… it just begs one question.

Does Blizzard actually have an official policy of “One or two good examples so we can get good press and a feminist cookie – then go back to sexy designs.” and if so is it posted to the walls in their art department? Also do the have one that says “Remember: Female midriffs are impervious to damage!” ?

Because I Johanna’s outfit certainly shows a lot of promise but… why is the least armored part of every character the squishy bits where they keep the vital organs?

– wincenworks