The hilarious front line in the tragic war against ridiculous female armor
Month: November 2014
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I swear this is a real title from the early 90s. Metal and Lace: The Battle of the Robo Babes
Possibly the creepiest thing to be shown in any fighting video game.
It’s 2053. You’re about to touch down on a remote island known for its beautiful women and its blood sport – RoboFighting.
Totally not Chun Li with robot rabbit ears. Honest.
All however are eager to wager their lives for the chance to battle Robo Babes. The odors of burnt flesh and charred metal fill the air with a thick toxic stench.
I feel it’s really confusing message to make your fighting robots able to transform into sexy babes. Imagine how many people get confused and order them the wrong reasons.
You have shelled out a lot of cash to get here. For what? Sleek bodies and bare skin? No, you’ve come here to test your skill against the best warriors the island has to offer:
Graphics wise this is pretty much par for the genre and the era… though I’m kind of amazed they didn’t try to fill the background with bikini babes.
I really can’t help but feel this was some act of not so subtle rebellion by the development team…
