WHAT TIME IS IT?

redrovershideaway:

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TIME FOR MOTHER FUCKING BINGO THAT’S WHAT TIME IT IS!

WHO’S OUR FIRST FUCKING CONTESTANT? WELL WE GOT

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THAT’S GODDAMN RIGHT. KILL LA FUCKING KILL. AND WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING? HOW ABOUT SOME FEMALE ARMOR BINGO!

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WELP! THEY REALLY HIT THE GROUND RUNNING WITH EPISODE ONE! AND MIGHT I ADD THAT THEY’RE KILLIN’ IT OUT THERE WITH THAT HEAVY USE OF UNDERBOOB! I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHERE WE’LL GO NEXT! STAY TUNED FOR MORE!

Until next time

-Red Rover

What a perfect post to start Bingo Sundays with! Kill la Kill is an anime notorious for the costumes that seem to be made to combo-break the Female Armor Bingo.

For a more comprehensive look at Ryuko’s costume design, let’s have a peek at the official model sheet:

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Seeing that I have to say that the OP, redrovershideaway, was VERY LENIENT towards this character when filling the bingo card and skipped many obvious squares, so let me propose a redux:

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Who knew? It gave us a bingo and filled total 60% of the card. What a surprise, huh! 😉

For further commentary regarding Kill la Kill, I recommend this masterpost on repair-her-armor and the lengthy follow-up article on ria-rha.

Anyone willing to submit a bingo filled for Satsuki for the next week?

~Ozzie

Sunday Sunday Sunday!

And you know what people love on Sundays?

No. Not that.

BINGO!

So we’ve decided now now, when it’s Sunday across the land – we’re going to reblog some bingo cards.

Regular Female Armor Bingo are eligible for reblogging provided they’re critiquing appropriate commercial works. Rhetoric Edition will be eligible for reblogging if they they are calling out an industry professional such as an artist, an executive, a journalist, etc.

If you’ve come across some bikini armor that’s made you cringe in sympathy pain, please feel free to fill in a bingo card and tag it “Female Armor Bingo” and you could be featured on a Sunday.

– wincenworks

Zero Suit Samus’ Heels: Why it’s a Big Deal and Why You Should Care

capriceandwhimsy:

So the thing I keep hearing is that Samus’s new Zero Suit design from SSB4 is okay because “they’re not actually high heels, they’re jet boots.”

Bullshit.

But before we get into that: why is it a big deal that Samus is wearing heels in the first place?

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Great article regarding character and costume design of Samus Aran throughout the years. Things to learn from it:

  • why slapping “jet boots” label on high heels doesn’t justify the heels
  • what Samus’s appearance conveyed in the old Metroid games and what it does now
  • why is Zero Suit worse than a two-piece skin revealing costume Samus used to have
  • how the recent games betrayed Zero Suit’s original purpose

I highly recommend reading it whole!

~Ozzie

In addition, Shattered Earth did a great breakdown on the “Jet Boots” (Dr Evil air quotes there) and explored what they might have looked like if they were designed with purpose here.

– wincenworks

Repeat after me, kids:

There is no reason to design jet shoes as 4-inch heels.

There is no reason to design jet shoes as 4-inch heels.

There is no reason to design jet shoes as 4-inch heels.

  • There is NO REASON to design jet shoes as 4-inch heels.
  • THERE IS NO REASON TO DESIGN JET SHOES AS 4-INCH HEELS.

Think for a moment before you jump in to argue that the heels are justified with the fire launchers inside.

Cause you’re making yourself look silly. Sillier than a 6’3’’ space bounty hunter running around in sky-high heels; and that’s saying something.

Those shoes could literally look like whatever and still serve the same function for the gameplay!

Also: their color scheme clashes awfully with the rest of zero suit.

~Ozzie

Also, briefly, let’s consider the visual language of the Metroid franchise and particularly the character Samus prior to the ugly heels event.  

This is a jetpack (x):

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These are space jump boots (x): 

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This is a missile attack (x):

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These are the “Jet boots” (x):

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One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just doesn’t belong!

– wincenworks

edit: a reader left some commentary worth sharing:

sianea replied to your post: Repeat after me, kids:

Not to mention that those ain’t even boots, it looks like just attached heels. There’s nothing there that suggests to me that those are full shoes and not just some bits strapped onto her suit like some sort of bizarre addition.

My Top 5 Female Armor Sets in Video Games

blimeygames:

I won’t pretend that the excessive T&A in some games don’t irk me at times, but it does make me all the more appreciative when female armor in video games aim to be a bit more classy.

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These are some of the sexiest sets I could find. They’re sexy because they’re badass, and show a female game character doesn’t need an exposed thong to kick some serious ass. I mean, she can wear whatever she wants to kick ass, but we all know we don’t always have a choice, and you can’t deny it isn’t as practical.

5. HawkeDragon Age II:

The one thing I love about the Bioware RPG operas is you you can play the exact same character as a male or female. Despite how monotonous DAII’s environments and questline was, I enjoyed the game (to an extent). Female Hawke armor is exactly the same as the male Hawke armor, so there’s no debate as to whether they over-sexualized fem-Hawke. Also it’s sexy as hell – look at that badass armored-claw! 

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4. MonkDiablo III:

I’m a big fan of the armor sets in Diablo III altogether; they really touched down on the personality of each class. The Monk has to be one of the most durable classes in the game, and their armor may be the most elegant. Again, the armor seems practical, doesn’t stray too far from the male version by adding extra boobage, and even looks comfortable!

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3. Aela the Huntress –  Skyrim

The only other time you see Aela’s armor in a non-modded game of Skyrim is on any female draugr crawling around in acient tombs peppered around the map. It’s got this amazingly ancient style to it, and I love how she finishes the set off with some gritty warpaint. I always wondered how she stays warm on cold nights in Skyrim, but if you become a member of the Companions, you’ll find out.

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2. IronbreakerWarhammer Online

I don’t think female dwarves get enough recognition as to just how unbelievably badass they are. They’re generally the lowest played races in most MMO’s, but can rock that heavy armor just as well as a male dwarf. I think the only reason I’d generally play a male dwarf over a female, is females don’t have beards. Slap a fancy, glittery beard on a fem-dwarf, and I’m good to go. High-level Ironbreaker gear in particular is so intricate and decorated, there’s no denying she looks freakin’ fabulous.

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1. SylvariGuild Wars 2

I know, I know, I love these guys. The unique thing about their cultural armor, is it’s a PART of them. There’s something so whimsical about sprouting your own armor…I had a hard time picking just one type to show off, so here’s a medley! I know some in the picture are male butwhatchugonnado?

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Photo reply is on :p. What are your favourites?

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I made it myself!  Components include the hearts of my defeated foes!

– wincenworks

repair-her-armor:

Esben submitted:

This is a woman wearing full plate armour in the game Dark Souls. It is difficult at best to tell that she is a woman because her figure is obscured by the thick under-padding that is required to wear the armour comfortably as well as to absorb the force of incoming blows. Determining her cup-size just by looking is impossible because she is not so stupid as to have a custom-made (i.e. expensive) chest plate that acts like a death trap. She does not leave any skin exposed to attack because she expects to get hit and therefore wants to take advantage of the full protection only offered by full plate. Dark Souls gets it, why don’t other games?

Oh WOW. That is really damn cool!

YES! YES! YES!

Not particularly refined design-wise, but I have just sheer appreciation for complete gender-neutrality of this armor.

~Ozzie

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hyratel replied to your photo “For the record: BABD is generally not devoted to reviewing personal…”

Costume Design Community Service seems to be either shut down or on hiatus, they’re a blog intended for this kind of review

Yup. I would recommend submitting the designs for to costumecommunityservice if not for the fact that this blog (which I highly recommend, BTW) stopped doing the reviews (went on hiatus with them?). Though it’s pretty understandable why, reviewing art takes a lot of time and effort (that’s why both of my reviews weren’t published right away).

~Ozzie