Ultionus: A Tale of Petty Revenge, claims to be…
Ultionus is a love-letter to the home computer arcade games of the late 80s and early 90s
By “love letter” I would normally assume they mean a “horrifying package from a creepy stalker”. Sadly in this case what they mean is “direct rip off of an obscure and unsuccessful title from 1987″ – that title was Phantis / Game Over II (a baffling title if ever there was one).
Look, this didn’t help in the 80s okay, and back then it was hard to see cartoon / pixel boobs. Nowdays the challenge is to avoid having them pop up on your monitor at awkward moments.