6 BS Excuses Developers Gave For Adding Boobs To Video Games

6 BS Excuses Developers Gave For Adding Boobs To Video Games

Unsurprisingly five out of the six are in regards to attire (the odd one out is in relation to shower scenes) and none of these justifications are really that unusual.

Of course, we’ve already discussed the beyond questionable explanation of why were’s supposed to be ashamed of not supporting Quiet’s “breathing through my skin” lifestyle.

The most interesting one of the batch may be the one that’s tried a unique variant of “She was designed in a country where sexualization is cultural!” specifically…

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It’s kind of the reverse of when people rush in to tell us that we shouldn’t question their strange belief that Asia is a fantasy land of boobs and anime.

– wincenworks

6 BS Excuses Developers Gave For Adding Boobs To Video Games

6 BS Excuses Developers Gave For Adding Boobs To Video Games

The Female Knight, of “that’s now how you breathe” fame, who is but one of many female characters who seem to exist purely for the purpose of promoting Legend Knight… or buttons thereof.

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I have to say that upon researching this, I am more puzzled than ever as to what Proficient City are supposedly proficient at.  It’s certainly not character design, creativity or web design (to promote a browser based game)…

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So yeah, when you rely on sex to sell your game – this is the company you keep: Productions that are so incompetently presented they have literally no other option available.

– wincenworks

The Female Knight, of “that’s now how you breathe” fame, who is but one of many female characters who seem to exist purely for the purpose of promoting Legend Knight… or buttons thereof.

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I have to say that upon researching this, I am more puzzled than ever as to what Proficient City are supposedly proficient at.  It’s certainly not character design, creativity or web design (to promote a browser based game)…

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So yeah, when you rely on sex to sell your game – this is the company you keep: Productions that are so incompetently presented they have literally no other option available.

– wincenworks

Knight Online is, according to its Steam page, a groundbreaking MMO about the eternal struggle between humans and orcs. WOW, much groundbreaking indeed!

About as groundbreaking as having browser ads with a lady in ridiculous boob armor with lots of exposed parts right next to a guy in a huge, intimidating and completely covering armor. No-one must have done that before!
This game so clearly is a product of unrestrained creative freedom!

Um… I guess at least they’re consistent with their shameless terribleness?

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Obviously, all the effort that came into creating such original game (which was in development allegedly for a decade) will be repayed with tremendous popularity, right?

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~Ozzie

Knight Online is, according to its Steam page, a groundbreaking MMO about the eternal struggle between humans and orcs. WOW, much groundbreaking indeed!

About as groundbreaking as having browser ads with a lady in ridiculous boob armor with lots of exposed parts right next to a guy in a huge, intimidating and completely covering armor. No-one must have done that before!
This game so clearly is a product of unrestrained creative freedom!

Um… I guess at least they’re consistent with their shameless terribleness?

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Obviously, all the effort that came into creating such original game (which was in development allegedly for a decade) will be repayed with tremendous popularity, right?

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~Ozzie