Speaking of the legality of various nipples… I feel there should be some sort of law against trying to use poorly shaped metal pasties as “no nipple, no problem” armor.
I mean seriously, there is no way those are going to provide any protection in the slightest – they’re actually probably going to increase the harm done.
Pasties should decorative – and if you’re going to have pasties you should pretty them up! Make them sparkly! Put on some tassels! Like these bad boys!
![image](https://78.media.tumblr.com/c5c1f63ea921c5a282ea5bcd73781e13/tumblr_inline_p7imp66YR91qaqvtr_540.jpg)
If you’re going to be ridiculous, at least be the entertaining kind – not the sympathy pain and cringe inducing kind.
– wincenworks