Speaking of the legality of various nipples… I feel there should be some sort of law against trying to use poorly shaped metal pasties as “no nipple, no problem” armor.
I mean seriously, there is no way those are going to provide any protection in the slightest – they’re actually probably going to increase the harm done.
Pasties should decorative – and if you’re going to have pasties you should pretty them up! Make them sparkly! Put on some tassels! Like these bad boys!
If you’re going to be ridiculous, at least be the entertaining kind – not the sympathy pain and cringe inducing kind.