SkyrimImpractical Armor by TomPreston

I know not all vampire armor looks like this, but it just so happens that the first one I put on happened to have this “boob window” in it. Now, correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t the chest the ONE place on a vampire that they wouldn’t want exposed? You know, cuz of stakes through the heart and all that? I know vampires are supposed to be seductive but it is a little incongruous that some would willingly choose to wear a big gaping targeted window like that…

Coming from a game that is highly revered for it’s practical female attire, this was a tad bit disappointing.

Andrew Dobson’s cartoony take on this.