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What does the male elf ad promise us? Magic, whimsy and wearable clothes!

What does the female elf ad promise? Boobs.

~Ozzie

Personally I’m amused how the female elf ad has the fairy in the background to assure us there are at least two sexy ladies in this game.

And while it is true that Sword Art Online is supposed to be set in an iconic MMORPG – it’s also true that the avatars in it are supposed to reflect “real” appearances (all the women who play are sexy IRL… not so much with the dudes) and well, there’s shit like this:

Not getting the MMO combat feel out of that…

– wincenworks

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(click the left image to see the full character)

Another atrocious web ad, another bingo broken by its badness. 

~Ozzie

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One of the couple League of Stolen Assets 2 web ads I’ve seen around lately. Proving again how much of the bingo can be covered even with a cropped pic. 

Also, I’m pretty sure that a list of fantasy games that include elf ladies in green/golden hood with holes for their pointy ears is too long to even identify who they might have plagiarized this pic from.

~Ozzie

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15 slimy frogs submitted (and Ozzie bingoed):

So this is an ad for the game Heroes of Incredible Tales on the App Store, and I noticed some differences in the attire of the male and female characters. The Lady in the front and centre seems like she’s quite eligible for the bingo.

Wow, another design that makes me regret not having a “(Only) random patches of skin COVERED” square on the card. Also, bingo breaker missing three bingos only by the virtue of neither her heels or back of her panties being shown in here (though I’m 99% certain it’s supposed  to be thong). 

The amount of thought artist spent on how that costume is supposed to physically work would be conveyed only in negative numbers, I believe.

~Ozzie

edit: This thing actually got a bingo and I didn’t notice (the joys of late night bingoing).  Thanks to @ thenerdygirly123 for the heads up!

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