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noknightinarmor submitted:

A bingo card for the drawing on the left. Do crooked bingoes count?

Anyway, I feel that if it were in a real fight it’d go like this:

And some gems from the trailer:
GAH! D:
A sexyfaced evil snake bug, or snug, drawing with breasts and a vagina
I wonder who the other chick is a knock-off of? [*cough*Kagamine RIn*cough*]

Another game developed by people who have a misunderstanding of what “terra” means…

Sometimes I really wonder how the creators of these things envision the people trapped in these terrible outfits move without hurting themselves.

Then, such as in cases like this, I just assume that they didn’t really put that much thought into any of it in their hurry to be super creative.

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– wincenworks

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This character is called Captain Underboob and you can’t convince me otherwise!
Which, sadly, would actually be a hundred times less generic name than “Fantasic Girl”. The only “fantastic” thing about her design is the hair… such a waste of fabulous locks.

Also can’t help but notice how the guest

(?)

character, Flare, despite just taking up small space on the cover’s corner, is carefully framed so that we have a good look at her cleavage.

Guess the 90s superhero aesthetic never truly died… even in a 2015 title.

~Ozzie

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dragoncurl submitted:

So I saw this lovely ad in the subway while coming home today.

Unfortunately going to the actual website they give just gets me a link to download the game to mobile, and since I don’t have the name in English I can’t look for the game’s actual website. My shitty phone camera photo’s the best I got.

I’m from Brazil so the text’s in Portuguese, but here’s a rough translation. Some parts are bolded for blatant objectification:

“Unbeatable Hunters. The sexiest girl to fight in your cellphone! Create incredible combos. Fast level progression. Save the girls from evil monsters. Customize your girl and become stronger. Download via QR code or access the Playspot website.”

I did the bingo counting all three outfits together since two are cut-off. I marked the thong spot with a question mark because while we can’t see the characters’ backs, one of the tiny screens of the game shows the one with the long ears doing an attack, and it kinda looks like her butt cheeks are showing but it’s hard to tell. The other two squares with question marks are assumptions made based on the fact the game’s being marketed on the whole “sex sells” thing, so it’s likely that these skimpy outfits are gonna be worn in cold climates if these are present and that the player’s reward for gaining levels is more skin showing on the characters.

I like how the girls transform from Unbeatable Hunters to needing to be saved within the same ad.  Looking into it, I don’t think there is an English version of this game… though it’s kind hard to confirm since even Google thinks it looks like literally every video game ever made:

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This game truly defines creative freedom.

– wincenworks

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kaidominami submitted:

This is for Camilla/Kamira from the recently announced fire emblem game. Her leg ornamentations are weirder than they initially seem as she’s supposed to be a wyvern rider. The saddest part is fire emblem armour used to look like this.
The game is currently unreleased so there is a possibility that she is in a cold climate at some point. She was only showed in a very recent trailer, a couple of screenshots and the box art so I had to use a extra few images to complete the bingo.
Heels can be seen here, male version of the armour can be seen here, and lack of actual breast support can be seen in this gif (which was not made by me).

In case anyone forgot, we still do think that Camilla’s design is pretty damn ridiculous, so we’re happy that among all submissions related to her was this bingo card.

I’d totally tick off “Bikini/lingerie shaped” and “Random patches of skin uncovered” too. The crotch-hole is possibly the most random cut-out for a non-sex-related outfit to have and it does show some skin.

PS: While usually I’m not very happy with how Tumblr crops tall images put beside shorter ones in photosets, and I don’t enjoy sexualized women’s faces going out of frame (fun fact: that’s why our icon shows the elf girl’s whole head instead of just her arrow-pierced chest)… here it seems appropriate. It depicts just how much focus is given to boobs and crotch compared to the rest of her… um… costume?

~Ozzie