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15 slimy frogs submitted (and Ozzie bingoed):

So this is an ad for the game Heroes of Incredible Tales on the App Store, and I noticed some differences in the attire of the male and female characters. The Lady in the front and centre seems like she’s quite eligible for the bingo.

Wow, another design that makes me regret not having a “(Only) random patches of skin COVERED” square on the card. Also, bingo breaker missing three bingos only by the virtue of neither her heels or back of her panties being shown in here (though I’m 99% certain it’s supposed  to be thong). 

The amount of thought artist spent on how that costume is supposed to physically work would be conveyed only in negative numbers, I believe.

~Ozzie

edit: This thing actually got a bingo and I didn’t notice (the joys of late night bingoing).  Thanks to @ thenerdygirly123 for the heads up!

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kavkakat:

In the past, I have empowered Batman and Superman for @bikiniarmorbattledamage, but a recent post abut Green Lantern inspired a complete Justice League shot. (Note that I didn’t actually do much to Martian Manhunter – his original designer seemed to empower him just fine.)

@kavkakat, you never disapoint! 🙂

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Though I’d say Martian Manhunter could wear a thong instead of his usual briefs. Also, his cape should have a butt window, so we can bask in the glory of his empowered green cheeks.

~Ozzie

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lightlaurein submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):

Doing it right and then doing it very, very wrong. This game… All done by different artists for the same game, but the majority of the characters/cards are definitely on the lesser side of having clothing.

I’m on mobile so I can’t fill out a bingo card, but I’m pretty sure I’d probably get a bingo, or 5 ways to bingo with one more space. I mean, you have the metal thong, magic metal bikini…

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In our experience, Legend of the Cryptids for every one decently armored woman usually delivers a ton of painfully generic ones in armor bikinis. Hell, they can’t even do a dude in sexy armor without ruining it with female boobs and butts all around him.

It’s pretty amazing they felt the need to actually make the word “seductive” a part of Leona’s name, to be sure you don’t confuse her with, say, a guardian angel. As we all know, bikini armor so totally informs us that a character is a skilled seductress and no-one else within the same franchise could possibly have the same dress code.

That game is a treasure trove of “creative” sexualized lady design.

~Ozzie

more Legend of the Cryptids on BABD

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lightlaurein submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):

Doing it right and then doing it very, very wrong. This game… All done by different artists for the same game, but the majority of the characters/cards are definitely on the lesser side of having clothing.

I’m on mobile so I can’t fill out a bingo card, but I’m pretty sure I’d probably get a bingo, or 5 ways to bingo with one more space. I mean, you have the metal thong, magic metal bikini…

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In our experience, Legend of the Cryptids for every one decently armored woman usually delivers a ton of painfully generic ones in armor bikinis. Hell, they can’t even do a dude in sexy armor without ruining it with female boobs and butts all around him.

It’s pretty amazing they felt the need to actually make the word “seductive” a part of Leona’s name, to be sure you don’t confuse her with, say, a guardian angel. As we all know, bikini armor so totally informs us that a character is a skilled seductress and no-one else within the same franchise could possibly have the same dress code.

That game is a treasure trove of “creative” sexualized lady design.

~Ozzie

more Legend of the Cryptids on BABD

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I felt this… thing from Bloodrealm that we posted last week took some sort of demonic pledge to fill out as much of the bingo as possible. And wouldn’t you know, it does have an impressive score. 

No thigh high boots, cause that’s apparently reptilian scales. She also has a matching tail, which made me question whether or not it is possible for her to wear a thong. Also a question mark on nipple additions, cause when looking up close on that boob-part-thingy, I swear it looks translucent. Her nips are painted to be visible through metal!

BloodRealm really has a thing for nipples pronounced through super-thin “armor” bras, huh?

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~Ozzie

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I felt this… thing from Bloodrealm that we posted last week took some sort of demonic pledge to fill out as much of the bingo as possible. And wouldn’t you know, it does have an impressive score. 

No thigh high boots, cause that’s apparently reptilian scales. She also has a matching tail, which made me question whether or not it is possible for her to wear a thong. Also a question mark on nipple additions, cause when looking up close on that boob-part-thingy, I swear it looks translucent. Her nips are painted to be visible through metal!

BloodRealm really has a thing for nipples pronounced through super-thin “armor” bras, huh?

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~Ozzie