bikini armor – Page 44 – Bikini Armor Battle Damage

January 24, 2016

lightlaurein submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):

Doing it right and then doing it very, very wrong. This game… All done by different artists for the same game, but the majority of the characters/cards are definitely on the lesser side of having clothing.

I’m on mobile so I can’t fill out a bingo card, but I’m pretty sure I’d probably get a bingo, or 5 ways to bingo with one more space. I mean, you have the metal thong, magic metal bikini…

In our experience, Legend of the Cryptids for every one decently armored woman usually delivers a ton of painfully generic ones in armor bikinis. Hell, they can’t even do a dude in sexy armor without ruining it with female boobs and butts all around him.

It’s pretty amazing they felt the need to actually make the word “seductive” a part of Leona’s name, to be sure you don’t confuse her with, say, a guardian angel. As we all know, bikini armor so totally informs us that a character is a skilled seductress and no-one else within the same franchise could possibly have the same dress code.

That game is a treasure trove of “creative” sexualized lady design.

~Ozzie

more Legend of the Cryptids on BABD

January 24, 2016February 23, 2019

lightlaurein submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):

Doing it right and then doing it very, very wrong. This game… All done by different artists for the same game, but the majority of the characters/cards are definitely on the lesser side of having clothing.

I’m on mobile so I can’t fill out a bingo card, but I’m pretty sure I’d probably get a bingo, or 5 ways to bingo with one more space. I mean, you have the metal thong, magic metal bikini…

That game is a treasure trove of “creative” sexualized lady design.

~Ozzie

more Legend of the Cryptids on BABD

January 21, 2016

Here’s a find for you guys

phieluminando submitted:

In portuguese: “Advanced drawing lessons”

“Drawing female warriors” (guerreiras)“

Who knew that drawing something as “creative” as a contorted red-haired barbarian warrior lady in a battle bikini would require advanced lessons?

Oh, the self-demonstratingly inept “How to draw…” books. They are an artform of their own, just not in the sense their authors intended. This sort of handbook is special enough to get its own tag now: bad drawing guides.

@eschergirls also has a tag devoted to such books – enter only if you’re not afraid of terrible advice for drawing anatomy.
And this particular cover was featured in there too. No wonder, seeing how this lady’s pose is quite literally a zigzag and how dislocated her head is. Hell, the sketch on the left illustrates clearly that her neck was drawn to grow straight out of her shoulder!

~Ozzie

January 21, 2016

Here’s a find for you guys

phieluminando submitted:

In portuguese: “Advanced drawing lessons”

“Drawing female warriors” (guerreiras)“

Who knew that drawing something as “creative” as a contorted red-haired barbarian warrior lady in a battle bikini would require advanced lessons?

~Ozzie

January 17, 2016

I felt this… thing from Bloodrealm that we posted last week took some sort of demonic pledge to fill out as much of the bingo as possible. And wouldn’t you know, it does have an impressive score.

No thigh high boots, cause that’s apparently reptilian scales. She also has a matching tail, which made me question whether or not it is possible for her to wear a thong. Also a question mark on nipple additions, cause when looking up close on that boob-part-thingy, I swear it looks translucent. Her nips are painted to be visible through metal!

BloodRealm really has a thing for nipples pronounced through super-thin “armor” bras, huh?

~Ozzie

January 17, 2016February 24, 2019

I felt this… thing from Bloodrealm that we posted last week took some sort of demonic pledge to fill out as much of the bingo as possible. And wouldn’t you know, it does have an impressive score.

BloodRealm really has a thing for nipples pronounced through super-thin “armor” bras, huh?

~Ozzie

January 16, 2016

@kakkollumination submitted:

From the mobile app RTS “Fantasy War Tactics”–the entire game is full of Ridiculous Boobs, but the Dagger Robbers featured here are in their own special level of Bad Outfit Hell. it’s hard to tell from this image since I couldn’t get my screenshot function to work properly, but it seems like it’s supposed to be a catsuit that’s missing 90% of the fabric.

I guess they figured they wanted to go with “evil is sexy” but then looked at their promotional designs and figured they had to go all out in order to top these: