@nathan-mermaid submitted:

Wow, if I knew that all I needed was my underwear to fight, I would’ve started kicking ass ages ago *scowl*

Apparently there was a studio decided to one up it’s competitor and just eliminate the armor part of the equation.  And once again, it appears that what’s in the ad bears little resemblance to what’s in the game:

At this point it’s only a matter of time before they start becoming procedurally generated, including the random typos.

– wincenworks