pinkyapplez submitted

I saw this over on Escher Girls and just had to do the Female Armor Bingo. What cracks me up most about this is that the only other protection besides the pieces of armor is the sheer shirt. I guess she’s hoping that any weapons will get caught in the fabric and not run her through…

This… thing was bound to get a bingo sooner or later. 


I would also, with no hesitation mark “Random patches of skin uncovered” (thighs!). And her boots look pointy enough to qualify for Sharp ornamental edges. The boobplate looks skin-tight too, so it would be nearing another bingo row.

Sad part is, if we only took away any pretense of this being an armor, it would be a perfectly fine, stylish sexy lingerie design!