THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BREATHE
Big thanks to all the readers who sent this our way…
Wow, not only is that some bingo-worthy “armor”, her lungs also merged with her breasts!
@boobsdontworkthatway, did you see it?
Sadly, that’s not the first time we see an ad with inflatable fantasy lady boobs. They probably took a marketing queue from League of Angels… WHY?
Seems like Proficient City (self-proclaimed “forerunner in overseas (North American Market) video game distribution”) is so proud of their generic and awfully marketed games that they put their name on every logo possible. Well, that sure makes it easier for us to know what games to avoid.
~Ozzie
(Source: https://vine.co/)
In the past, I have empowered Batman and Superman for @bikiniarmorbattledamage, but a recent post abut Green Lantern inspired a complete Justice League shot. (Note that I didn’t actually do much to Martian Manhunter – his original designer seemed to empower him just fine.)
@kavkakat, you never disapoint! 🙂
Though I’d say Martian Manhunter could wear a thong instead of his usual briefs. Also, his cape should have a butt window, so we can bask in the glory of his empowered green cheeks.
~Ozzie
Aesthetic: this guy causing everyone in the room to shout
He looks so empowered!
@bikiniarmorbattledamage now these would make great Mage robes!
Personally I’d prefer it as a superhero outfit… Maybe a new suit for Green Lantern? He can join forces with with the fashionable Batman and Superman.
And then all men of Justice League will follow.
~Ozzie
I believe the second image was submitted to BABD ages ago and I never got around to come up with commentary.
The thing is, Codename: Kids Next Door, as a cartoon with a silly premise played up to 11, has a sense of self-awareness.
In a show that has characters named Count Spankulot or Toilenator, bras that transform into armor (boobplate included, of course!) are well within the realm of possibility.
Not so much in fantasy/sci-fi settings that otherwise take themselves seriously.
Another advantage KND’s bra armor has over all that “mature” media that has battle bikinis? Boys wear it too, boobplate and all.
~Ozzie