The hilarious front line in the tragic war against ridiculous female armor
So King of Fighters XIV is breaking out the trailers… while it does promise over 50 characters no word yet on whether any of them will be Blue Mary.
Regardless, the theme of guys in impressive thematic suits and girls in sexy outfits (some lacking all practicality) seems to be staying with the series.
Yeah.
– wincenworks
Ah Metal Slug, a classic title that started in the middle of the 90s… how terribly 90s you’ve remained.
And things are not looking good for upcoming Metal Slug Attack either:
And that wasn’t even a Halloween post… it’s to promote the art book.
– wincenworks
Ah Metal Slug, a classic title that started in the middle of the 90s… how terribly 90s you’ve remained.
And things are not looking good for upcoming Metal Slug Attack either:
And that wasn’t even a Halloween post… it’s to promote the art book.
– wincenworks
i have this mod turned on for realism and immersion purposes
its just more realistic that thieves who must be light and have range of motion would wear less clothes. that just makes sense. the women do not need to compensate in this way as they can naturally bend as they please, men are not as lucky.
+10 to realism indeed!
Obviously those are totally valid reasons to make men dress like that in the game. I’m surprised it required a mod in the first place, instead of being part of vanilla game.
~Ozzie
I can’t confirm if this is the mod, but they seem to accomplish similar levels of empowerment:
– wincenwoks
So… initially I thought that Lady Hellbender was the Totally Awesome Hulk… but then I noticed the green guy and the alternative cover. So despite the obvious issues of her costume, I figured I’d look into who she was and wy she was on the cover. And why was she wearing lingerie instead of armor?
Yes, she’s been around for literally two issues and we’re already being sold on the idea she’ll want to bang the Hulk. Now her costume makes sense… good job on being refreshingly honest Marvel.
– wincenworks
A friend at @hellyeahteensuperheroes informed me that so far in the story it’s only the (new) Hulk who shows attraction towards Hellbender, not the other way round. The last image is a cover for the yet unpublished issue #4, so this will probably change… or maybe Frank Cho, the artist known for his hilarious jokes about women in comics, is just teasing.
Also, Hellbender’s design is so uninspired that apparently readers tend to confuse her with Harley Queen.
Um, Marvel… if your new character looks so generic that people think she’s a popular DC villain, you’re prooobably doing something wrong.
The only (for the lack of a better word) original thing I see in her costume are those bars on her pelvis that seem to emulate how a thong looks. Which really doesn’t speak well of what the designer’s priorities are.
~Ozzie
