I’m sorry, but that anime “butt window” post immediately made this relevant.

I give you the Butt-less Cloak. 

I did the parody art, but for the life of me I cannot find where the figurine came from.

The figurine is from Reaper Minis and was featured on Escher Girls in this post.  And I had totally forgotten about that when I said I hadn’t see a butt window before.  I forgot about the air conditioned butt cloak (and the loin cloth that appears to attach to nothing.) xD

Found another eschergirls post that @sassy-gay-justice did under his old username 😀 So much empowerment!