lysander-gustav submited:

I saw your article on Ultionus, and found myself curious how it holds up on your Bingo.  Strangely it doesn’t get a full bingo.  I found out about the high heels, bared back, and whether she had a thong from seeing the “Game Over” screen.  I don’t feel comfortable linking to it due to the “sexualized in defeat” pose.

I’d totally cross out “No underwear”, as there’s clearly nothing under that… thing. Also would consider “Covers only nipples and genitals on the torso”, seeing how those are virtually the areas around which the covering parts of the costume are designed.

~Ozzie

Ultionus: A Tale of Petty Revenge, claims to be…

Ultionus is a love-letter to the home computer arcade games of the late 80s and early 90s

By “love letter” I would normally assume they mean a “horrifying package from a creepy stalker”.  Sadly in this case what they mean is “direct rip off of an obscure and unsuccessful title from 1987″ – that title was Phantis / Game Over II (a baffling title if ever there was one).

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Look, this didn’t help in the 80s okay, and back then it was hard to see cartoon / pixel boobs. Nowdays the challenge is to avoid having them pop up on your monitor at awkward moments.

– wincenworks