Okay, video game developers, I need you to work with me on this one.

Terra is Latin for Earth. E A R T H !

Not boobs. Not butts. Earth!

Astral Terra claims to allow you to “generate the type of characters you wish to play in an RPG.” – but honestly I don’t know that many people who have an unfulfilled need to play as a dark elf dressed as a stripper.

In summary:

– wincenworks