This is now one of my new favorite bingos – not just because it’s got “invisible high heels” (seriously) but because we’ve been getting a lot of detractors claiming that outfits like this in contemporary media are sacred “creativity” and “artistic vision”.

If your sacred “creative vision” is interchangeable with a Heavy Metal Magazine cover from 1978.  That’s right, this cover was presented to the world the year after this happened:

Bikini armor has officially not been creative since before Disco died. (That happened the year after, in 1979)

But already, I hear some people claiming that perhaps the reason that it’s lasted so long is because sex sells!  So naturally Heavy Metal Magazine’s #1 best seller must be SUPER sexy right?

Oh…

– wincenworks