The time has come!

Because Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain came out this week, we decided to celebrate by finally filling out a bingo card for Quiet, who’s been a BABD regular basically since the game was announced.
And with two bingo-scoring rows she doesn’t disappoint… in a bad way, obviously.

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As we always expected, the only thing harder to take seriously than Quiet’s costume is the rhetoric behind it. You know, the über-genius explanation that was going to put non-believers to shame

Eyup, her official in-story reasons (and the way Hideo Kojima explains them) are so absurd that we’re devoting a second bingo post to them. Stay tuned, as the next post, including wincenwork’s elaboration on the ridiculousness, comes later today!

~Ozzie

eschergirls:

Here’s a closer look at the Special Forces cover that was in the previous post.

(Cover of Special Forces #4, Image Comics)

According to some notes, this is supposed to be a satire comic.

How about then we compare it to an eerily similar NON-SATIRE comic cover by J. Scott Campbell?

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Hint: a responsible satire doesn’t straight-up reproduce the satirized thing, but puts some sort of twist on it. And I don’t mean a torso twist.
Also no, using the Disney font for the author’s credit doesn’t yet make the whole artwork “ironic”.

We truly live in an era when deliberate sexualization can’t be told apart from gratuitous sexualization.

~Ozzie