Even though I’m 99.9% sure they’ve never heard of or cared about this blog… it still feels like they’re trolling us.
– wincenworks
But people assure me that this is just all in my imagination and there’s nothing wrong with the state of games.
SSG warned me in advance about Sakura Clicker in a submission. Not only did Steam actively and repeatedly try to sell it to me, but today I came across a video of Jim Sterling demonstrating the “compelling gameplay” (headphones recommended for the dignity of yourself and those around you).
Karos Returns is apparently the sequel to the Russian language MMORPG Karos, which one of the commentors described as:
“Russian Aion With Horrible Characters”. As you can see… it’s not exactly getting rave reviews.
Cradle is allegedly quite good and arthouse… but personally I find their choice of imagery to use in the promotional pics and video to be somehow generic yet exceptionally creepy. I am quietly confident there are better ways to showcase it than showing you removing the face and boobs from sexy gynoid… or at least I HOPE there are.
Microvolts Surge is, from what I can gather, a game that lets you play either as the pictured sexy lady, a poor imitation Army Man or one of a few offensive racial stereotypes… because apparently it’s that sort of game!
– wincenworks
BABD’s Steam Group and Curator Store Page (make my suffering worthwhile)
pinguinmitbrille submitted to bikiniarmorbattledamage:
I stumbled across this and was kind of confused.
Admittedly, my knowledge about Star Trek is limited to a few episodes of Voyager and TNG and other general trivia, but of all races I didn’t expect Klingon ladies to have boob holes.
And it’s apparently a real thing from the tv series and movies as well…
Though it seems to get better in Voyager…
So apparently even for an alien race of proud and fierce warriors, boob windows in armor are a thing.
And there I was thinking the J. J. Abrams version of Starfleet uniforms sucked at informing us about anything other than the wearer’s gender.
~Ozzie
