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wizardmoon:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Concept: fantasy species where the ladies are nine-foot-tall horrors of teeth and claws and the men look like lithe twentysomething pretty-boys wearing body paint.

(Well, except for the Wise Elders. You can tell when a male is a Wise Elder because he looks mid thirties instead of early twenties and trades in the twinky underwear model aesthetic for a stubbly-yet-well-groomed Hot Dad vibe.)

THIS!! xD

@bikiniarmorbattledamage

This Friday, we continue the theme of suspicious dimorphism with this amazing sexy guy/monstrous lady subversion! 

Sad part is, this idea shouldn’t only come up as a joke. There is no reason, other than blind belief that “sex sells” (to cishet dudes), for fantasy/sci-fi dimorphism to always make females look like conventionally attractive humans
Just think of all the genuinely creative world building possibilities that open up with fictional society where men take the Green Skinned Space Babe role, while women fill out all the more interesting alien race tropes.

~Ozzie

a-ship-of-meat-and-bone:

dajo42:

hello welcome to the rpg here is a COOL NEW RACE we just added its called the badarumpus it comes in male n female and this is what it looks like

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we are very proud of what we have done here and we would also like to present to you ANOTHER COOL NEW RACE we just added this ones called the splimb and it also comes in male n female

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BUT THATS NOT ALL!!!!!!!! wait until you see OUR THIRD COOL NEW RACE called the ZNOOPHOOPS that also comes in male n female

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enjoy your game fuckers

@bikiniarmorbattledamage

Another accurate satire on the subject of suspicious dimorphism. Including the same bikini for all the ladies.

Obviously, this is just another fantasy world where the humans are the weird species for having males who look so similar to women!

~Ozzie

more parodies on BABD

sonderingtrashcompactor:

Happy 16th everyone! Today is “put your male oc in bikini armor” day

Obviously, giant pauldrons is all the protection he really needs. 

Lots of heavy armor placed on shoulders is just better than covering vital organs or major blood vessels… for mobility reasons, of course!

~Ozzie

shattered-earth:

xchocowolfx:

Good stuff. Thanks @shattered-earth

oh my god more gifs yes thanks also you’re welcome

Remember that Deadpool pec mousepad we featured some time ago? @shattered-earth also contributed to reclaiming grope-y mousepads by people interested in men with those very limited (and sold out in preorders) Overwatch bros

The extra effort put into Hanzo pec wrist pillows actually getting manufactured in pectoral shape makes me see his appeal, which so often was claimed to balance out how generically sexy almost every female Overwatch character is

Too bad Blizzard isn’t in a hurry to officially display male heroes like that and make the equivalence real. 
As always, male and female empowerment gets to be truly balanced only through fan activity.

~Ozzie