Tag: Female Armor Bingo

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This @eschergirls post made me seek out what’s up with art in that Zombicide expansion… Let’s agree the search wasn’t fruitless. 

What do random physics-defying golden bikini boob-and-butt posing supermodels with viking-like names have to do with a tabletop game about zombie apocalypse is anyone’s guess.

~Ozzie

PS: Before someone types out “there’s an empowered dude in the set!” as a response, take note how Konrad’s body is not displayed in the same manner  as Undraal’s and Arbwal’s. He’s basically over-accesorrized Conan (and also another Nord character with Pict blue tattoos, because screw research!).

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Hellraiser and Hell Priestess from Sideshow

@universe63 submitted:

Just in time for Halloween, Sideshow Collectables presents the Hellraiser Hell Priestess…

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I know it’s not armor but I HAD to Bingo it.  I wasn’t sure how to call the garter/stocking leather boot-ish things that don’t actually go all the way down the leg. I also debated on the Skin tight square and the “How does it attach” (mostly due to those aforementioned stocking things)  Given it’s Hellraiser, “Sharp Ornamental edges…” was kind of a given.

It’s kind of amazing that even the 90s comic was more committed to genuine “in your face” body horror and some originality that gave Clive Barker’s Cenobites their charm… this one looks like they decided that what horror fans really want is Lady Death cosplaying as Pinhead with a tiny bit of body horror hidden away on her back.

So it doesn’t scare anyone who wants to fap to it.

– wincenworks

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Killer Instinct continues to be a mixed bag, but in Sadira’s case I really do feel that rather than projecting the idea of her using feminine sexuality for evil, she just looks like she was in a rush and forgot her pants.

Personally, especially since it’s Halloween season, I wish they’d focus on more female characters who had that kind of charisma and appeal that Hisako does.

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– wincenworks

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Since in my last bingo I visited League of Maidens’ Wonder Wo… Athena, natural next choice is Angela, I mean Persephone and her totally legit, gravity-defying spiky fetish nipple holders… I mean armor.

Now THAT is a supreme example of the kind of unironically sexist commercial design the Female Armor Bingo was made for. Which is not a good thing. At all.

It’s been a long time since we saw gravityless spiky boob things so reminiscent of the worst TERA Online has to offer.

~Ozzie

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Half mark on thigh highs… because while they’re her sock/stockings they’re made of leather so they basically have all of the hazards of being boots.  Nothing like the male equivalent is well, none of the guys got sexy costumes.

It is worth noting that there was an issue with this skin that Blizzard has since addressed, one so big it made gaming news headlines:

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The tweak? Well people were upset that Witch Mercy still kept her traditional tagline of “Heroes never die!” instead of antagonist Witch Mercy’s tagline of “My servants never die!”

Because yeah we didn’t mention that, the reason she got this novelty skin is because she’s an enemy in the new Halloween game mode… she’s not really part of the story or anything, but she’s an enemy.

Thank goodness they fixed that up!

– wincenworks

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Half mark on thigh highs… because while they’re her sock/stockings they’re made of leather so they basically have all of the hazards of being boots.  Nothing like the male equivalent is well, none of the guys got sexy costumes.

It is worth noting that there was an issue with this skin that Blizzard has since addressed, one so big it made gaming news headlines:

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The tweak? Well people were upset that Witch Mercy still kept her traditional tagline of “Heroes never die!” instead of antagonist Witch Mercy’s tagline of “My servants never die!”

Because yeah we didn’t mention that, the reason she got this novelty skin is because she’s an enemy in the new Halloween game mode… she’s not really part of the story or anything, but she’s an enemy.

Thank goodness they fixed that up!

– wincenworks