Minecraft Ad

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nettemm submitted: 

I am actually really disappointed here – this has nothing to do with #Minecraft, and I really thought this game was better than that!  

This appears to be armour based on the drawing of the top, then lingerie based on the apparent cloth for the bottom half.  And that underboob is flagrantly overdone.  I think they forgot the boob is actually attached to the chest on the bottom, not just the top.  Or there is a REALLY tight band going underneath the boobs that is folding them over, very painfully I’d imaging.  Even if that’s the case, I think physics would suggest that they would still fall out, at least as far as seeing the nipples.  Also fun if you turn the picture sideways – the absurdity is even more obvious.

To be fair I suspect this wasn’t an ad put together by Minecraft but by someone who got an affiliate account at a Minecraft Hosting company and gets a commission for every customer who rents a server through them.  Particularly since it was on Project Wonderful (which is for small creators to advertise, not massive corporations).

So naturally they assumed that people who want to play Minecraft dont’ know what Minecraft looks like, and really love underboob.

– wincenworks

Minecraft Ad

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nettemm submitted: 

I am actually really disappointed here – this has nothing to do with #Minecraft, and I really thought this game was better than that!  

This appears to be armour based on the drawing of the top, then lingerie based on the apparent cloth for the bottom half.  And that underboob is flagrantly overdone.  I think they forgot the boob is actually attached to the chest on the bottom, not just the top.  Or there is a REALLY tight band going underneath the boobs that is folding them over, very painfully I’d imaging.  Even if that’s the case, I think physics would suggest that they would still fall out, at least as far as seeing the nipples.  Also fun if you turn the picture sideways – the absurdity is even more obvious.

To be fair I suspect this wasn’t an ad put together by Minecraft but by someone who got an affiliate account at a Minecraft Hosting company and gets a commission for every customer who rents a server through them.  Particularly since it was on Project Wonderful (which is for small creators to advertise, not massive corporations).

So naturally they assumed that people who want to play Minecraft dont’ know what Minecraft looks like, and really love underboob.

– wincenworks

scoutrage:

Sketchdaily theme- Lawful good

started as a paladin but ended up as a frankenstien of roman, medieval and japanese styles (too much civ5 ;_;)

Too much Civ 5… or just the right amount?

– wincenworks

Karin submitted:

I stumbled upon the MMO Skyforge yesterday, and noticed that most of the female outfits were… Troubling. Some of them look fairly similar to the male versions, but every single one of them have high heels and very prominent boobs/cleavage. I also heard a friend say something about boob physics… These two classes were the ones that have the biggest difference between the male and female outfits, and I’m very surprised none of them got a bingo.

The official website for the game is http://sf.my.com/

Skyforge is back! And sadly it seems that the only feedback they’ve taken on board was to to stop giving the gents much nicer hair than the ladies… now the men get head protection and the women don’t.

Seriously designs, I love garter belts as much asprobably more than the average straight guy – but they are not armor!  Please just prioritize protecting the ladies and let us imagine their tastes in lingerie instead (because honestly, most of you are not that good at lingerie design either).

– wincenworks

Figured it’s time to revisit Dragon Quest III and the female warrior, who, for the low-low price of giving up a breastplate and pants, gained way more awesome hairstyle than her male equivalent!

After consideration, I didn’t cross the high heels square, as the shoes look reasonably wearable and not that different for each gender.

Still, she gets a bingo (for which I have the most appropriate gif at hand):

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As consolation, let’s imagine that in this other pic that compares the two warriors, the woman’s expression says “why does he get such an awesome getup while I have to hide behind him to not get stabbed?”.

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~Ozzie

To me she looks like she’s weighing up if she can get away with stabbing him in the neck and taking his gear…

– wincenworks