On the topic of fantasy ball games… yes that’s what these are supposed to be figures for – including the strange fantasy mech that has wood boobs.
Personally I love how they’re very concerned about the safety of shoulders… kind of. Like they don’t want enough protection to help, but they want enough you hit something other than the lady’s shoulder.
– wincenworks
@wait-no-what-the-fuck submitted:
All from Chaos Chronical.
You get fantastical monsters, robots, decent story, but apparently it’s impossible to design practical armor for women. The jiggle physics on the idle animation is insane.
At this point underboob has basically become a shorthand for a developer who doesn’t know how boobs work or why they should probably subscribe to @boobsdontworkthatway.
Literally every woman in this game seems to dress more or less same way, regardless of whether she’s a warrior, wizard, shopkeeper or divine being:
Playing this game seems a shakey basis on which to build friendships.
– wincenworks
@parrotbeak submitted:
Came across this. It’s a game by the names of The Witches and Eternal Light, cancelled in 2011 when the company behind it (Revistronic; normally into racing and adventure games) went out of business. I’m almost impressed the empowerment doesn’t include high heels.
Apparently they somehow managed to spend six years working on this (only stopping because the studio shut down) without ever asking themselves what were they doing.
Half the time they seem to understand that these outfits are designed purely for sexy times and a major liability in combat – hence why the women look terrified in so many shots.
The other half the time they seem to think that so long as it looks like they get some badass moments then it’ll all work out. Not because of character development or a surprise to the audience, but just because well they need something for gameplay right?
It’s really quite amazing how trivial these games seem to think details like “what’s the core experience” or “what are the defining traits of the main character?” are when they just write “boobs” as every answer.
– wincenworks
What’s up with the constant porn-like panting?
If that’s supposed to be all in-game footage*, does it mean the player has to hear the heavy breathing all throughout game? Or maybe they wanted that trailer to look like something entirely different from an action game, hm… Honest advertising, everyone!
~Ozzie
*Do cinematics even count as “in-game footage”? Around 85% of that trailer was cinematic, as opposed to actual gameplay.
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