ohlookablackcat:

Literally the only difference between that shitty female battle armor and female lingerie is the material

Truer words on bikini armor have never been spoken.

~Ozzie

geckopirateship:

New deal: if you want to put bikini armor in a game/movie/story you have to wear it and have several trained archers shoot at you

Now this is a reality tv idea that I can get behind!

– wincenworks