Tidy Up Tuesday #72

Been a while since we’ve done one of these, so a few things to catch up on as we start our new year.


If you’re wanting feedback on individual designs of your own please submit them to @how-do-i-armour-and-stuff with some information.


When it comes to creative liberties and stylizing designs, our core concern is always “to what end?”.  


Things we have previously covered:


~Ozzie, – wincenworks & Icy

Tidy Up Tuesday #72

Been a while since we’ve done one of these, so a few things to catch up on as we start our new year.


If you’re wanting feedback on individual designs of your own please submit them to @how-do-i-armour-and-stuff with some information.


When it comes to creative liberties and stylizing designs, our core concern is always “to what end?”.  


Things we have previously covered:


~Ozzie, – wincenworks & Icy

iiphides submitted:

Found in a pop up while I was trying to watch something. 

Plus bingo cards! The gal on the left is the green board, while the right is purple.

Wow are those extremely awful (with @eschergirls​ anatomy on the left one, to boot!), I’d say your scores are very lenient.
Sorry to do a rare bingo correction, but those two are SO over the top physically impossible and ultrasexualized I think they deserve cards as fully crossed out as possible: 

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(Also, I’m using the most recent bingo card design (1.2), we grew quite tired of the “No underwear” square and discussions on what it means)

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Okay, so the left one, with her “Hot Chick With a Sword” aesthetic has a pretense of being a warrior. What the other one’s supposed to be, aside from, well… 

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…a sorceress? …a cleric? …a double sided tape commercial cleverly disguised as a burlesque strip tease?

~Ozzie 

This game’s apparently supposed to be a “Greek Mythology Browser Game.” I don’t think it’s physically possible to squint hard enough to make that come across in any way.

Also, is it just me, or do those 2 ladies look like they were made for 2 different art styles? Not to mention, this “promotional material” is orders of magnitude more shameless about the sexy girls than any other art on their website.

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Although the “clothes” are still as confusing, so… at least that’s consistent?? 

-Icy

edit: Readers informed us that art in that web art is stolen. Surprising no-one, game with porny marketing is an asset stealer.

@the-midnight-doe submitted:

Here we go again… Kojima posted a new concept art on his Twitter (left), which is apparently a female version of Ludens, the character featured in the Kojima Productions logo (right.) Can’t wait to hear about her tragic skin condition that requires her to wear literally half the armor of her male counterpart

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Point and Clickbait totally called it two years ago, and none of us are surprised.

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Given that he’s already over-used (which is to say, he used) the “she breathes through her skinexcuse, and, well, how most of Death Stranding’s promotion has gone thusfar: I’m pretty confident the explanation will 1. make no sense and 2. ensure we receive contradictory responses from his fans trying to defend it.

Of course, the first thing they always tell me is I don’t know enough about Kojima’s work so let’s look at some some of his fans are saying about the deep textual values of this complex piece:

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– wincenworks 

And let’s not forget that the experience of starting to understand Kojima’s genius ideas, including gratuitous definitely justified and not contrived female sexualization, takes only playing the whole game at least two times, preferably with complete familiarity of all his other work. 

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Two years later, @pointandclickbaitstill on point.

~Ozzie 

edit: Since it caused some confusion: we don’t know for sure whether female Ludens is just a “fun” variation on Kojima Productions mascot or a future character concept for Death Standing.
It’s alleged she might be the latter, but either way both her design and the commentary about Kojima belong among topics we discuss on the blog.