One of the couple League of Stolen Assets 2 web ads I’ve seen around lately. Proving again how much of the bingo can be covered even with a cropped pic.
Also, I’m pretty sure that a list of fantasy games that include elf ladies in green/golden hood with holes for their pointy ears is too long to even identify who they might have plagiarized this pic from.
~Ozzie
15 slimy frogs submitted (and Ozzie bingoed):
So this is an ad for the game Heroes of Incredible Tales on the App Store, and I noticed some differences in the attire of the male and female characters. The Lady in the front and centre seems like she’s quite eligible for the bingo.
Wow, another design that makes me regret not having a “(Only) random patches of skin COVERED” square on the card. Also, bingo breaker missing three bingos only by the virtue of neither her heels or back of her panties being shown in here (though I’m 99% certain it’s supposed to be thong).
The amount of thought artist spent on how that costume is supposed to physically work would be conveyed only in negative numbers, I believe.
~Ozzie
edit: This thing actually got a bingo and I didn’t notice (the joys of late night bingoing). Thanks to @ thenerdygirly123 for the heads up!
I find it very worrying that while even Entertainment Weekly could appreciate the importance of Wonder Woman having a face and a cool pose, Warner Brothers apparently decided the only thing we need to know is that Gal’s outfit is basically painted on.
Honestly, DC Comics got slammed for this when it happened originally, but apparently Frank Miller’s vision is all Warner Bros care about:
The trailer is not really any better for depicting her or the other amazons either, basically all the issues from Justice League Action but with real actors:
Sure would have been nice if the costume and promotions departments for our first super heroine live action movie could have had some direction other than:
Rather than say… I dunno… look at the intro to the 2009 animated movie.
– wincenworks
Took exactly one issue to go from them deciding their fantasy take on the Crusades going to be promoted with sort of realistic looking armor to deciding they need semi-naked warrior women… why am I not surprised?
– wincenworks