Knight Online is, according to its Steam page, a groundbreaking MMO about the eternal struggle between humans and orcs. WOW, much groundbreaking indeed!
About as groundbreaking as having browser ads with a lady in ridiculous boob armor with lots of exposed parts right next to a guy in a huge, intimidating and completely covering armor. No-one must have done that before!
This game so clearly is a product of unrestrained creative freedom!
Um… I guess at least they’re consistent with their shameless terribleness?
Obviously, all the effort that came into creating such original game (which was in development allegedly for a decade) will be repayed with tremendous popularity, right?
~Ozzie
Knight Online is, according to its Steam page, a groundbreaking MMO about the eternal struggle between humans and orcs. WOW, much groundbreaking indeed!
About as groundbreaking as having browser ads with a lady in ridiculous boob armor with lots of exposed parts right next to a guy in a huge, intimidating and completely covering armor. No-one must have done that before!
This game so clearly is a product of unrestrained creative freedom!
Um… I guess at least they’re consistent with their shameless terribleness?
Obviously, all the effort that came into creating such original game (which was in development allegedly for a decade) will be repayed with tremendous popularity, right?
~Ozzie
THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BREATHE
Big thanks to all the readers who sent this our way…
Wow, not only is that some bingo-worthy “armor”, her lungs also merged with her breasts!
@boobsdontworkthatway, did you see it?
Sadly, that’s not the first time we see an ad with inflatable fantasy lady boobs. They probably took a marketing queue from League of Angels… WHY?
Seems like Proficient City (self-proclaimed “forerunner in overseas (North American Market) video game distribution”) is so proud of their generic and awfully marketed games that they put their name on every logo possible. Well, that sure makes it easier for us to know what games to avoid.
~Ozzie
(Source: https://vine.co/)
I felt this… thing from Bloodrealm that we posted last week took some sort of demonic pledge to fill out as much of the bingo as possible. And wouldn’t you know, it does have an impressive score.
No thigh high boots, cause that’s apparently reptilian scales. She also has a matching tail, which made me question whether or not it is possible for her to wear a thong. Also a question mark on nipple additions, cause when looking up close on that boob-part-thingy, I swear it looks translucent. Her nips are painted to be visible through metal!
BloodRealm really has a thing for nipples pronounced through super-thin “armor” bras, huh?
~Ozzie
I felt this… thing from Bloodrealm that we posted last week took some sort of demonic pledge to fill out as much of the bingo as possible. And wouldn’t you know, it does have an impressive score.
No thigh high boots, cause that’s apparently reptilian scales. She also has a matching tail, which made me question whether or not it is possible for her to wear a thong. Also a question mark on nipple additions, cause when looking up close on that boob-part-thingy, I swear it looks translucent. Her nips are painted to be visible through metal!
BloodRealm really has a thing for nipples pronounced through super-thin “armor” bras, huh?
~Ozzie