bikiniarmorbattledamage:

Now we know who inspires all those artists who cry ‘creative freedom!’ at any criticism of their super-duper special Chainmail Bikini of Genericness.

~Ozzie

For this week’s Throwback, I realized that I kind of want to see a parody armor design that literally covers everything but the fighter’s vital organs and major blood vessels. As if someone was wearing body-hugging armor, and then the silhouette of their vital organs would just be cut out of it. And of course, the all-important Blood Vessel Windows.

Though I suppose that means that the buttocks would be covered in armor, and we can’t have that.

-Icy