paulthebukkit:

You: Video games won’t sell unless they’re filled with half naked women

Nintendo, an intellectual:

To be fair, this is a power fantasy even I can get behind. Who doesn’t want to have such chiseled muscles after being asleep for 100 years?

-Icy

It’s not like we don’t take any issues with female characters in Nintendo games (ahem) or like the company doesn’t take part in most idiotic double standard rhetoric (uhum), but at least they do offer some wholesome family fun male shirtlessness sometimes. 

And to Nintendo’s credit, I still remember when dudebros got mad at them for adding “too many” female characters

to the latest Smash game, such  as Wii Fit Trainer. True SJW pandering in the same game which introduced “jet boot” heels for no reason whatsoever >.>

~Ozzie