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Thought I’d revisit this pinnacle of creativity from Soul of the Ultimate Nation with a bingo. Man, was it close to clear out the whole card!

~Ozzie

What greets you when you go to their website:

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(Kill me)

Look at the design variety! So many lingerie options!

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The strategic cutouts from the dress fabric are just hilarious. How does she walk? These are Carnival outfits, not armors.

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The most empowered man I’ve found in the labeled promotional material is the following guy on the left, though his image is completely ruined by monster-truck-wearing scowly man on the right.

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And even he’s not reaching anywhere near the levels of empowerment of the ladies in this post. 

We have to stand up to this reverse sexism! This particular MMO is apparently undergoing a relaunch, so now is our chance to let the developers know what we gamers really want.

-Icy

Edit: there have been a few comments about the potential child in one of the pictures, to which I reacted with a “(kill me)” and you are correct! That does appear to be a child. Here’s a better picture, for better or worse.

-Icy