We’ve had people asking our opinion on Bloody Boobs, but there’s not really a lot to say that hasn’t already been said by Jim Sterling (we’ve skipped to the most important part) and a few choice reviewers like The Immortal Moo:

And really, it’s harder to say it better than Moist Grandpa:

We could, of course, talk about the kind of people who defend these games with the usual litany of familiar statements that may very well have been copy pasted from Haydee’s fan reviews.  After all, there’s nothing new about these kinds of games.

The main reason that you don’t know about them is that invariably they’re terrible as games due to spectacularly poor priorities.

– wincenworks