OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT
OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT
I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT
OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”
I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.”
I don’t know how, I don’t know where, but I will find this fabric.
I work at Joann’s Fabric and we carry some in stores and online. My boss says around Christmas and Halloween we get things like sexy Santa’s helpers and sexy Devils, and I’ve definitely seen firefighters.
Apparently, she’s made curtains of the firefighters for her crafts room.
Also, someone get @bikiniarmorbattledamage on this!
There’s a wider selection of the fabric here, though strangely every place that stocks it seems to think that it’s just for quilts, home decor, bags and maybe a t-shirt. Personally I think we’re missing the true potential here.
So hear me out:
Is the world ready for this much manliness? There’s only one way to find out.
I’d note that this fabric collection also comes with many traditional female pinups, so in that perspective it’s a breath of fresh air to see how they cared to cater to people with different tastes in sexy.