Oh look, another game that decided to advertise itself with web banners portraying generically pretty pale ladies with overemphasized cleavages next to guys covered in ridiculously bulky and ornate fully-covering armor! How ORIGINAL!

20 points to Hogwarts house of whoever manages to explain how on earth do the blue dress lady’s boobs don’t spill out.


PS: Also, what’s wrong with purple dress one’s hand?