From @nebezial-asheri‘s “horribly bad jokes- you were warned

I love this one though because while we regularly see people trying to defend skimpy armor by claiming the heroine will kick ass anyway or doesn’t need it because magic/whatever I rarely see them ask the first question that springs to my mind when I see that excuse.

If you didn’t have to worry about anything harming you in battle, why wouldn’t you wear the comfiest clothes you own?

Because serious, if a character’s personal preference is, after considering all the possible options, to go out into battle flaunting that they have awkward things rubbing awkward places then that should probably be considered oversharing in most cultures.

– wincenworks