“Mission Impossible meets Grimm Fairy Tales in this new intense spy mini-series from Zenescope!”

The cleavage flaunting catsuit (how with hood option?) is pretty much a standard in the espionage and heist genres… but it seems Zenescope has decided that not only are they going to be an exciting and unique way to market their pulp… but what people want are sexed version of the Queen’s Guard.

Of course, they’re not the first ones to come up with idea.  The French cabaret club Crazy Horse has had a Queen’s Guard themed act for years, only their act is actually a homage to the discipline of those troops… not a generic pinup with a fuzzy hat and a red top.

This is supposed to be a spy story so… am I supposed to believe that’s going to a disguise that she uses?  I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know.

– wincenworks