I started poking through the various links, ‘cause hey, shiny new almost!40k minis, what’s not to like?
My god.
So, Wargamer Exclusive offers minis of the Sisters of Battle. I love the Sororitas, and was curious what they’d have. Oh, look! They have a Sororitas with two chainswords! This’ll be badass!
As it turns out, asses are involved. Just not in the way I’d hoped.
That’s not a Repenta. I checked. That’s being sold as a standard Sister of Battle.
I respectfully submit two observations.
1. That is not a Sister of Battle. That is Slaaneshi cultist, dressing up as a SoB, either for giggles, or in an attempt to infiltrate the ranks of the actual Sororitas.
2. She’s not wearing pants. That’s an anal hook. The Daughters of the Emperor do not wear anal hooks as part of their standard wargear and I cannot fucking believe I just typed that sentence.
So, ladies and gentlemen – what the everloving fuck is this?
Apparently someone out there has even less understanding for Sisters of Battle than Game Workshop does… That’s a new record.
~Ozzie
Also apparently someone who hasn’t had the talk about when it is and isn’t appropriate to share your kinks.