“Don’t bother asking her out on a date. She’ll shoot you down.” – Elven Archer

“She promises not to tell anyone about that thing you did last night with that one person.” – Secretkeeper

“If she threatens to "moon” you, it’s not what you think.“ – Priestess of Elune

Occasionally when we post World of Warcraft related humor, we have people rush out to insist that the jokes are outdated… Blizzard’s not like that anymore.  Yeah. Um.  Hearthstone was released in March this year.

Yes, I’m aware it’s using old art because it would be super expensive to use all new art… that’s why I included the "quotes”.  Stay classy Blizzard.

– wincenworks