The things people have said to try to defend the absurd depiction of Samus Aran in the new Smash Bros are too special even for Rhetoric Bingo.

I also note that none of them ever seem to advocate for any of the many possible options available for a Mario redesign.  I mean, if there is a demand for Samus running around in her undies then clearly there is a demand for Mario in his (NSFW).

– wincenworks

Image credits:

Smash Bros Official Site

Samus Aran by transfuse

Carano vs Cyborg