(screenshot courtesy of bhryn)
That ain’t armor. Have you seen me? That little scrap wouldn’t cover half a tit. ‘Sides, it ain’t like the bad guys are only gonna aim for my saucy bits. Find me somethin’ with some more heft to it. (2:01)
A side quest in Borderlands 2 Assault on Dragon Keep righteously mocks the concept of bikini armor. A mission is very appropriately tied to Ellie, who was deliberately designed against the expectations held for female game characters.
![image](https://78.media.tumblr.com/d36a3490e5f90be0d2eb7e358f81e9ee/tumblr_inline_nw5y4aR2Yf1r2b92e_540.jpg)
Here’s how the mission ends if you provide her (decidedly comical in design) armor with some protective value:
Feminism, baby! Woo woo! Hot damn, do I look good. (3:43)
And here’s the result of bringing her a slave Leia-style bikini:
This ain’t gonna protect me for balls, but… feel pretty hot right now. Ain’t gonna lie. Could really use a sweater. (0:25)
~Ozzie