Provocative Armour

hiroshimishima:

Because nothing says “cut me down the middle” quite like an exposed V-section going down a person’s torso. /serious

All joking aside, unless you’re one-third golem, or your skin is actually comprised of space titanium, I don’t give a shit how “beautiful” or “sexy” you are. You’ve left yourself wide open to all kinds of frontal (or back) attacks targeting that glistening, supple flesh. This means that while you attract more attention from the rabid fans craving medieval/alien “boobage”, you’re also a huge liability and I’ll have to keep worrying about a very potential casualty when I face archers.. gunners… swordsmen.. fuck, pretty much anything.

Gods, at least carry a personal shielding device or something, just so we know you can take a couple hits before splitting like a freshly hewn log.

That said, if your outfit UNDER the armour looks sexy, I’m not gonna really argue. We’ll only see it when you’re undressing – which I’m sure will be constantly, right? – and that isn’t normally something somebody does in a hostile situation.

Unless you’re Samus Aran, of course.

Words of wisdom.

Some parts bolded by yours truly.