(click the left image to see the full character)

Another atrocious web ad, another bingo broken by its badness. 

~Ozzie

angelblaze2012:

“Yippie new hero coming out on Marvel Heroes!”

Oh…

Well, new hero coming out on Smite!

Oh.

We sympathize with the disappointment so much. Even if it’s not particularly surprising, especially SMITE churning out another generically boobastic lady that conveys nothing about what goddess she’s supposed to be.

BTW, for those who don’t see what’s wrong with those characters, please don’t insist the OP explained it to you. We recommend instead checking the characters’ respective tags on our blog: Angela | Terra 

~Ozzie

angelblaze2012:

“Yippie new hero coming out on Marvel Heroes!”

Oh…

Well, new hero coming out on Smite!

Oh.

We sympathize with the disappointment so much. Even if it’s not particularly surprising, especially SMITE churning out another generically boobastic lady that conveys nothing about what goddess she’s supposed to be.

BTW, for those who don’t see what’s wrong with those characters, please don’t insist the OP explained it to you. We recommend instead checking the characters’ respective tags on our blog: Angela | Terra 

~Ozzie

Setting aside the question of how does one justify the budget for modelling and rigging individual buttocks on models where the gameplay is basically Gauntlet but with a different theme: If one had to be so carefully sculpted I think it’s pretty clear which, but instead his is a solid block in the opening cutscene.

But don’t take take my word for it.

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It’s almost like this kind of nonsense is a symptom of bad design priorities or something!

– wincenworks