WHAT TIME IS IT?
TIME FOR MOTHER FUCKING BINGO THAT’S WHAT TIME IT IS!
WHO’S OUR FIRST FUCKING CONTESTANT? WELL WE GOT
THAT’S GODDAMN RIGHT. KILL LA FUCKING KILL. AND WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING? HOW ABOUT SOME FEMALE ARMOR BINGO!
WELP! THEY REALLY HIT THE GROUND RUNNING WITH EPISODE ONE! AND MIGHT I ADD THAT THEY’RE KILLIN’ IT OUT THERE WITH THAT HEAVY USE OF UNDERBOOB! I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHERE WE’LL GO NEXT! STAY TUNED FOR MORE!
Until next time
-Red Rover
What a perfect post to start Bingo Sundays with! Kill la Kill is an anime notorious for the costumes that seem to be made to combo-break the Female Armor Bingo.
For a more comprehensive look at Ryuko’s costume design, let’s have a peek at the official model sheet:
Seeing that I have to say that the OP, redrovershideaway, was VERY LENIENT towards this character when filling the bingo card and skipped many obvious squares, so let me propose a redux:
Who knew? It gave us a bingo and filled total 60% of the card. What a surprise, huh! 😉
For further commentary regarding Kill la Kill, I recommend this masterpost on repair-her-armor and the lengthy follow-up article on ria-rha.
Anyone willing to submit a bingo filled for Satsuki for the next week?
~Ozzie
May I request captioned GIFs for every moment this reviewer comments on how offensively stupid designs of this game are?
Why do you even have this giant armored robot if you’re just hang at the front of it, so everybody can see you?! (1:51 – 1:55)
By the end of this video I want to figure out what is up with that underwear. It’s not even underwear. She has, like, A TATTOO… for… underwear. What is it??? I don’t know… (2:12 – 2:25)
You know, I think I wanna put some glasses on you, so you’re AT LEAST a little bit more covered up. I’m sorry I can’t help you, really… (2:41 – 2:48)
Despite my best intentions, she’s not wearing clothes again. I tried. I tried to give her at least the glasses… No. (2:58 – 3:07)
EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME is sexualized to the max. You think you’re safe going over to this vending machine, but oh, nope, the vending machine’s showing you its ass. (6:06 – 6:15)
What is on your butt? How old are you? You just told me that I have to be level 10. You look like you’re 8… (6:22 – 6:30)
edit: updated links
edit 2 (18.08.13): updated links, again