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Hordes is a game about groups of giant monsters led by someone with magic, beating the every-living crap out of each other for glory and profit.

So naturally Privateer Press want to release these as their convention only special/novelty units – they’re such a great way to encapsulate the game!  Anyone who comes across these at a convention is going to immediately understand what Hordes is about… right?

– wincenworks

The cheesy names on those figures… they hurt almost as much as the shameless fanservice.

~Ozzie

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Thank you to icykitty for sharing the trauma of a set of armor that may actually be worse than the infamous outfit of Shahde from Prince of Persia.

– wincenworks

I like to think that the all-around badness of

this figure

kinda makes it an unintentional piece of commentary art. As if the designer/sculptor/company behind it was trying to say “You though you saw the worst of sexy female warriors? Nope, they could look like THIS!”.

And it just gets better when you turn it around and consider the anatomy… not only is her whole shoulder clearly dislocated and torso unnaturally swiveled, the sculpt of her underboobastic top makes it look as if she had an extra breast right under her armpit!

~Ozzie